SS19 Subang Jaya

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Kalau anda ke Subang Jaya SS19 pada masa akan datang, anda harus melalui tol yang dinaikkan harga.

Anda bayangkan kalau kena lalu tol hari2 pergi ke Kuala Lumpur melalui NPE.

Berapa nak bayar lagi?

Tu belum ambil kira kos inflasi barang2 akibat dari kenaikan harga tol.

Kalau anda gambar ni di mana, anda ikut jalan ke kiri ni, nanti jumpa Restoran Desa. Makan roti canai kat situ. Agak sedap.

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diambil dari Cik Teru-Teru Bozu.

Rumah gila.

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Sorry la guys, bukan aku tak nak main badminton semalam. Aku nak. Pukul 10.45 aku dah siap semua serba serbi. Pukul 10.50 aku dah berlagak dah ngan Tokya nak buat shot2 menarik. 10.53 hujan lebat.

"Mana wei semalam?" kata Kept.

"Rumah aku black out la..."jawab ku ringkas.

"Sampai kul berapa?"

"Takde sampai kul berapa.Rumah aku selalu trip kalau hujan. Kalau trip je kena turun tolak balik..naik balik je dah trip lagi...Rumah aku kuat tripping."

"Rumah sasau! hahaha" gelak Kept sebelum kami pergi ke FAM untuk makan Char Kuey Teow.

TMO = Tone Mapping Operator = Pengendali Peta Tona

taken from : http://qtpfsgui.wiki.sourceforge.net/Hints+&+Tips
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Single Raw file workflow

You can load directly a raw file in Qtpfsgui via the File->Load Hdr... menu item. Doing so you will be able to tonemap directly this single raw file. This means that there is no need to create different exposures in Ufraw from your raw file.
If you don't like what Qtpfsgui does with your raw file, or if you want to process you raw file before loading it in Qtpfsgui (white balance, color profile, and so on), you can use Ufraw to tweak the color settings of your raw file, and then save the result as a 16-bits tiff tile.
Just remember to save the result as a 16-bits file, or you'll lose some dynamic range in the process.

LDR post-processing

If you don't like the result of a specific tone mapping operator, please keep in mind that after the tone mapping step you can still use tools like GIMP to post process the resulting image. For example, you can still fix the brightness, change the gamma or the levels, and so on

Tone Mapping hints

In this section you can find all the hints reported by the Qtpfsgui community on flickr.
Even if these techniques can be thought as "recipes", they are not a silver bullet technique, your mileage may vary.

Mantiuk

This hint applies only to the versions of Qtpfsgui where, in the Mantiuk TMO, checking the "Contrast Equalization" checkbox disables the "Contrast Factor" slider (i.e. for all versions <= 1.9.1). [3] First image: tone-map the HDR with the Mantiuk TMO, contrast and saturation set to 2. Second image: tone-map the HDR with the Mantiuk TMO, "contrast equalization" checked, and saturation set to 0. Mix them (in GIMP for example): use the first image as background, and change layer settings (or apply filters) to the second. If you simply set its opacity to 50%, you get a good starting point, but you can try to set its layer mode to soft/hard light, or to blur it a little.

Fattal+Drago

Some users have reported [1] pleasant results combining in GIMP 2 LDRs: one obtained with Fattal and the other one with Drago.
Use Drago for the first layer and Fattal for the second in overlay mode (70% can be a good starting point). These values can be thought as a starting point, you can then go on tweaking the opacity value and the tone mapping parameters.
You can also put the Fattal image down as the master and then layer the Drago image on top in overlay mode with c.50% opacity [1].

Fattal+Mantiuk

Source: [3]

• Tonemap with both Fattal and Mantiuk to produce two images of the same size.
• Using GIMP, open the Fattal image and open a new layer
• Paste the Mantiuk image into the new layer and anchor it.
• Change layer mode to 'Soft Light'
• Play around with opacities till image looks 'right' to you.

Fattal's size dependency

Fattal is one of the most popular TMOs out there. As other local TMOs, Fattal is cursed with size dependency, i.e. keeping the parameters fixed, the result depends with the size. One way to cope with this problem is to move down the color saturation slide and move up the beta [2].

[1] http://www.flickr.com/groups/qtpfsgui/discuss/72157600715644855/
[2] http://www.flickr.com/groups/qtpfsgui/discuss/72157604342240233/
[3] http://www.flickr.com/groups/qtpfsgui/discuss/72157604004134895/

Masjid Wilayah

-masjid wilayah@ Kuala Lumpur is stunning.
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Aku selalu lalu depan masjid ni. Antara banyak2 masjid kat KL ni, aku suka sangat masjid ni. Kalau dalam banyak2 masjid kat Malaysia, aku rasa Masjid Ubudiah la kot.

Atap dia cantik, tak macam dome biasa. Tepi2 dia ada kolam yang cantik. Sekarang ni tengah renovate.

Aku suka gambar macam kartoon nih. Aku tak tau kenapa. Aku rasa macam comel. Tapi ramai orang suka yang lebih natural.

Kat depan masjid ni ada mahkamah. Tepi tu ada food court. Kalau bosan, boleh try makan kat food court tu. Ada mee udang yang agak sedap.

Jika anda ke Masjid Wilayah...hmm bawak2 ah semayang, jangan tangkap gambo je..kehkehkeh..(aku pegi ni kul 12 eh, tak masuk waktu lagi.)

Aku akan kejar matahari terbenam pulak.

Siapa yang makan babi?

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Baru lepas 7 minit berlari2 dalam court futsal. Keluar dan duduk di atas bangku biru dua tingkat. Aku duduk antara fadil dan zano.

Fadil : Umah aku kat Temerloh.

Zano: Temerloh tempat orang bagi makan babi kat ikan patin.

Fadil: Tak, tu kat Perak, kat Temerloh tak...

Buih: Kenapa dia bagi makan babi?

Fadil: Sebab dia nak gemok..

Buih: Ooo tauke dia la yang makan babi tu!

Zano: hahhaha

Jangan makan babi. Dosa. Tadi aku dah pilih dah sandal apa yang aku nak. Aku dah pakai jalan2 satu kedai tu. Malam ni last sale buy 2nd item at 50%. Tetiba cashier tu kata - Pig Skin Lining.

Patut aku campak je Slipper tu kat Ikan Patin.

Puting basah.

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Selalunya, apa yang orang borak bila duduk kat kedai kopi lama2? Aku pun tak tau. Tapi yang aku tau kalau dah aku duk kat ngan orang2 favorite aku, macam2 conversation akan keluar. I think i better make a catalog of those conversations.

Buih : Amad, nipple ko basah la.

Amad: I know you like it...

Xul: Asal ko pegang nipple dia?

Aku pun tak tau kenapa.

sangap.

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ntahapehapentah.

banyak nye tools dalam GIMP nih...

My first HDR portrait.

"hensem la abang nih"
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Hari ni aku rasa macam nak try buat portrait. Tapi aku rasa masih jauh lagi perjalanan ni. Details background dia masih lemah. Aku tak pandai nak layer background je. Nanti google dan belajar ye.

Ok. Gambar ni diambil di "Meja Mewah" @ Darussalam. Nama meja ni glamer sebab ia sebuah meja bulat. Besar kemungkinan aku dan budak2 ni yang duduk meja tu tiap2 petang kerana meja ni yang boleh menampung kapasiti kami.

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Kalau nak tahu, member aku dalam gambar ni ada bahasa sendiri. Bahasa dia lama kelamaan dah difahami oleh kawan2 di sekelilingnya. Kalau mula2 kawan ngan dia, mesti tak paham dia cakap ape.

"No choice boys, zazess gile nak karok!I'm not kem"

"Ape teks Pengs?Sangap gila doh..pelacur jom?go saje!"

"Kari gile wei, rock gile bon dia..Pak Pak Pergghh!" *translation below.

Macam ni la aku bercakap ngan dia hari2. Kadang2 bila aku bercakap ngan orang yang aku baru nak kenal, aku akan ada masalah sebab aku dah terpengaruh ngan cara bercakap dia. Kalau aku kena amik exam lisan Bahasa Malaysia sekarang, mesti aku gagal. Tapi nak buat camane. Kalau aku tak cakap ngan dia, ntah sape la nak cakap ngan dia....

* - "Tak boleh la, hebat sangat nak pergi karaoke! Aku takde duit."

- "Apa kau nak buat ni Pengs?Bosan sudah ni...Jom snooker?pergi je!"

- susah ah nak translate yang last ni. Suh dia sendiri la translate.

Dataran Merdeka

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I went out early today, I wanted to have lunch but I was still full from breakfast. Luckily I had my camera with me today. So I decided to drop by at Dataran Merdeka. It is not too far from my office. It was scorching hot. I just wanted a few pictures of the Dataran. It is located right smack in heart of KL. Tourists can be seen scattering around.



I saw 2 ladies taking turns snapping pictures. One was much younger and also fairer than the other. I think they're mother and daughter. I kept watching them as they were struggling snapping pictures of each other. After the young lady took a picture of the older lady, they switched places. In the hot sun for a couple of minutes must have done a lot of damage to my brain cells as I went up to the younger lady and asked, "Would you like me to snap a picture for both of you?".

She smiled and must have taken aback by my suaveness...heh!



"Yess pleeasee..veryy nice" She said with a smile.

I took her camera and took a picture. She came over to see the picture.

"So where are you from?" I asked her.

"Bangkok, Thailand...How bout you?" She asked as she flicked her hair.

"I'm from office..from lunch.." I felt the sun when up a couple thousand degrees.

"So how long are you gonna be around?You like Malaysia?" I collected myself to ask another question. I felt like I'm in a Bangbros video.

"I like..Tonight I am going off to Singapore..for two days..then back to Thailand."She said with another smile. The older lady was standing there observing the very tall flag. Pretending she was a flag pole too. I reckon.

"oh nice, enjoy your holidays." I smiled before I said bye-bye.

-Jadi, Jika anda ke Dataran Merdeka, jadi la host yang baik. haha. On the other hand, I kinda like the outcome of the pictures. And holding a camera made it easier to say "hi" to strangers. I think i'm getting a hang of it.

Sudut Luas 0.45x

Gambar dari depan Starbucks Pyramid, bawah kepala singa.

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Seperti yang sedia maklum di dalam post yang lepas, sekarang saya sedang memasuki era HDR atau High Dynamic Range photos. Semua ini saya hasilkan melalui camera LX3 yang best itu.

Mungkin gambar2 dibawah tidak cukup baik lagi, maklumlah saya masih belum menuntut ilmu dengan Che'gu Ropizan.

Tadi saya ke Sunway Pyramid. Saya mengambil peluang itu untuk mengambil beberapa keping gambar untuk dijadikan modal membuat gambar2 HDR ini.

Namun, tujuan sebenar saya ke Sunway adalah untuk membeli sebuah alat. Sebuah alat yang akan membuat LX3 lebih besar dan bulky. Alat yang saya maksudkan adalah Tube converter dan Wide angle untuk LX3. Gambar berikut saya ambil menggunakan Wide angle tersebut. Perhatikan perbezaannya dengan gambar yang tidak di ambil menggunakannya di atas.

Saya amat gembira kerana akhirnya saya sudah juma converter itu.

Esok, ura2 kata kawan2 saya hendak ke Kuala Lumpur. Mahu makan tengahari. Saya akan pastikan kamera saya ada bersama2 untuk mengambil gambar2 yang lebih hebat lagi.

Ha! luas kan? Semua kedai masuk..

Bagaimana?Adakah HDR best?

Dari parking lot.

Satu masalah yang paling ketara dengan pemprosesan HDR ini adalah, gambar2 harus dikecilkan agar komputer akan dapat memproses gambar dengan lebih cepat. Mungkin saya patut mencuba dengan gambar yang besar sedikit. Tak nampak sangat kan?

Nanti, bila saya sudah mahir, saya buat post yang lebih terperinci untuk cara2 melakukannya.

7 things that I normally do to kill time.

Light it

I was banging my head on the marble top table in Darussalam, not literally though. I just couldn't find a thing to do that would satisfy all my friends at that particular moment. Hence I'd like to list down 7 things that I do to kill time. What do you do to kill time?

1. Read books/magazine.

I love to read. I still have at my disposal the tetralogy of Laskar Pelangi and a book by Prof Shad. I sometimes read mags too. Currently I'm reading FourFourTwo. I also had a phase where I was into Menshealth. Heh!.

Take a puff

2. Movies

As you can see from this blog, I do enjoy alot of movies. I enjoy series too. Top of my list for recommendation now? Go for Benjamin Button - If you are girl, with a boyfriend that you love, ask him to take you to see that movie. You'll appreciate each other much more. Trust me on that one. He'll love you for insisting to watch the movie with him. Remember, don't take 'NO' for an answer. "I've seen it, so don;t ask me to go, ok?"

3. Futsal/Takraw

Futsal is a must every Friday night. Sometimes we play futsal on Tuesdays too. I think I'm going to play tonight. It's been a while since I played on Tuesdays. Takraw is a normally mutual choice as it is cost efficient and lots of fun too. However due to the downpour last night, it was no possible to play. Normally, I do this on Wednesday nights.


4. Play Guitar/Bass

I really like to play musical instruments. Currently I'm contemplating on starting keyboard. At home, while chilling in my room, I'd sometimes grap the old trusty guitar and play it for a couple of minutes. Sometimes, when I'm really in the mood, I'll play the bass. The last song I was practising on the bass was Big & Chunky by Will.I.Am. On guitars, currently I am in my David Cook "Always be my baby" phase.

Enjoy it

5. Snap pictures.

I really got into photography naturally after I started blogging. My pictures are all meant for this blog. I've since learn a few tricks. Get to know a few term on photography. Now I'm trying to work on some HDR pictures. It's still going uphill. I've still a far way to go before i can become Dave Hill.

6. Makan

I think this blog have shown a fair share of my expertise in this field. I do think that it's not too much to say that I am always a referred to when it comes to choosing a place to eat. At first, I thought I enjoyed food alot. Then I found out that I enjoyed eating with good company around me. Food never tasted as good when my friends aren't round.

7. Writing.

I just killed off my lunch hour posting this. Man, I do have too much time on my hands...

Get high on...
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This is the ride. The ride that we normally cruise in on our way to uptown, to watch football. It belongs to a very dear friend of mine.

This picture was taken in Sunway Pyramid's parking lot.

We had Monday night movie.

There's a first time for everything.

The curious case of Benjamin Button.

- I suspect he suffers from the same rare disease.
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We had time to kill. It was Monday evening at our local joint. Fresh out from our Monday Blues period at work, we found ourselves wanting some fun or a venue to let off steam.

Each of us opined on what we should do. It covered a vast area spanning from Takraw right down to Karaoke. We chose the movies. So, Xul, Zano, Armi and I went to watch the movie as titled above.

Right after the purchase was made, while our money was still in the cashier's hand, I saw on the flyer in front of me. It read - Benjamin Button - 170 minutes.

"Nor, 170 minit la, tak lama ke?"

"A'ah siot..damn 3 jam nih."

Ok, so we anticipated what the next 3 hours was like while having a very sped up dinner at Waffle's World. I had a classic waffle.

The first hour of the movie was a little bit of a drag. But once the characters of the movie have sip through our minds, I think the movie went on at a very leisurely pace. In fact it was rather entertaining. Please bare in mind that I have kept myself only occupied with comedy movies since last year. I wouldn't want to spent 170 minutes in the movies thinking about the movie. I'd rather laugh my head off. But spent hours I did and I was left eager till the very end of the movie, trying to hope for the best for both Benjamin and Daisy though I realise that it was bleak.

I really entertaining movie. I can really see why they won an Oscar for best make-up. I do recommend it for all of you, provided that you weren't too tired and have the time to spare.

Sticker blog buih.

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So, I've been giving out the stickers for quite sometime. Numerous requests have been fulfilled via various methods. I'm happy that most of my friends have it now. Siapa tak dapat lagi please tulis kat komen.

I've got like ten left. No more after this.

And I have a HDR image of my stickers and envelopes. It's one ugly HDR. i know.

But I know what HDR is at least!

What a Sunday.

* about the picture
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The Pledge
I woke up late, had many things to do. Things like read books, write and criticize. Play the bass guitar, get some lines down. Jog, yup, I gave myself a petty reason, my heels hurt. Not much. Just irritating enough to force me to stay in bed, the whole day.

So like any good Sunday, I started it off with Rock n Rolla. I would want to tell you bout what it is all about. But I think it's impossible to tell about Guy Ritchie's work. So you've got to see that one for yourself.

Then I saw that I have finished downloading Chuck, so I clicked on that. I really can't tell enough about how much I enjoy Chuck. Between the funny and at times stupid character and the sweet yet tough as nails agent Walker, I was hooked in perpetuity.

The Turn
Then, I put in Kill A Messenger by Chris Rock into the DVD player. It churned out one of the better stand up comedy I've seen for quite sometime. I remember last I saw was Russell Peter's Red, Blue And Brown. This was just as hilarious. At least i know now that, there are only a few instances where a White can call a Black, "Nigger", like ; "Fuck Me harder, Nigger!"

I spent a good one hour and a half watching the DVD. It was a combination of shows that Chris Rock did in his tour which consists of Jo-Berg, London and the Apollo Theater New York.

By the end of that show, I was dumbfounded. There was no more movies in my PC that I haven't watch. There was no pirated DVD's lying on my study table. So I got up and walked to the door. Then I saw The Prestige DVD that was left on the cabinet.

I took it, popped it in, and watched it. Half way, it started raining cats and dogs so i decided to take a nap. When I woke up, I finished the whole movie. I really enjoyed it.

The Prestige
Then I went out for dinner with my friends at Ayam Penyet in SS15. It was really nice.

"Are you watching closely?"

* This picture was taken in a 10 sec shutter speed shot. I was supposed to change my positions from the first position at the back. As I moved forward, I slipped and nearly fell into the pool. That was a genuine scream. I felt lucky because I didn't end up in the pool.

I used to like swimming pools.

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The year was 1997. I was a Form 4 in a boarding school north of Ipoh. Well during that time...there was lack of water supply to the toilets every morning. I'll get up early in the morning, walk my self groggily to the common toilet and find that there will be rows of soap in front of each shower. The rows of soaps is a system devised to reflect on the queuing order.So one will have to put his soap in line before heading to the wash basin to brush his teeth or shave.

So, one morning, I met up with my buddy Fadal. He was staying at the next dormitory in East Wing.

"Tak boleh jadi wei..takde air ni..nanti lambat mandi, pegi class lambat kena rotan"
I started chatting with him.

"Ok takpe, camni ah..ko amik baju sekolah kau semua, kau ikut aku" He told me assuredly.

I took all my school clothes, walked with him in the wee hours. "Nak gi mana ni?" I asked him as we were already near to the school block.

He showed the pool. It was right next to us. He climbed the fences to get into the awimming pool area. I retraced his steps.

"Ok, letak baju kita semua kat hujung sana, kita masuk dari hujung sini, berenang sampai sana pastu terus siap2 pegi kelas. Sampai kelas baru gosok gigi"

So, with his ingenious plan we went to dive stark naked into the pool, swam as fast as possible to the other end. as we wouldn't want anybody to notice that we were in the pool, got out and put on our school uniform.

We did that for about a week till they fixed the water pressure issue.

That was when I used to like pools. Now, I love them.

What's the name?

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How did I come up with that name?

Ntah ah..maybe sebab masa selalu kena marah ngan mama die cakap "berbuih mulut aku cakap ngan kau ni!"

Aku taknak mulut die berbuih. Macam kena sawan babi je.

Mungkin jugak sebab adik aku suka Bubbles. Bubbles adalah satu pertiga daripada pasukan menentang orang jahat yang dikenali sebagai Powerpuff Girls. Aku selalu layan citer tu ngan dia dulu. Aku nak jadi blossoms, tapi dia tak bagi. Dia suh aku jadi Mojo jojo. Aku jadi je ah...

Sangkar.

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Suatu masa dahulu, aku pernah hidup di dalam sangkar. Di dalam sangkar ini aku mula kenal ramai kawan2ku yang juga telah dimasukkan ke dalam sangkar yang sama. Lama kelamaan, aku menjadi rapat dengan mereka. Di dalam sangkar itu aku belajar erti kebebasan.

Kalau aku ingatkan balik cerita2 ketika di sana, banyak yang aku boleh tulis. Kadang2 bila aku duduk sendiri, aku teringat cerita2 ketika aku di dalam sangkar itu.

Setiap tahun, aku akan melawat sangkar itu.

Incredi'buih' Hulk

di depan rumah.
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"Tunggu kejap, dia nak keluar ni" kataku.
"Mana ada, ntah2 dia baru masuk..." katanya sambil mula memandu.
"Eh! Eh! tadi dia pasang reverse light..tunggu la sekejap" jerit aku cemas.

Dia terus memandu. Dari rearviewmirror dapat dilihat kereta belakang kami yang dapat tempat tu. Anak Tionghua itu asyik bercakap telefon sehingga mengabaikan orang yang menunggu.

"Salah ke kalau tunggu kejap? Ada orang horn ke? Kenapa degil sangat?" tanya aku at the brink of a fit.

Veins starts to pop. Angin mula bertiup kencang. Aku dah terasa macam Bruce Banner. Kalau aku tak keluar sekarang koyak seluar aku.

Aku bukak pintu dan terus ke Selvam.

"You carik la parking sendiri."

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Aku hulur masuk wang itu. Jumlahnya hampir 3k. Mesin itu lalu menutup laci besi itu. Ia mula berbunyi. Bunyian duit kertas bergeseran. Mengira berapa helaian ada semuanya.

Aku tunggu.

Please take the rejected notes.

Aku amik dan tunggu. Mesej tak berubah. Lalu aku intai ke dalam ada sekeping duit separa masuk. Terjulur keluar dan tersekat. Aku cuba mencapai duit itu. Tiba-tiba!

Laci besi itu tertutup. Tangan aku tersepit. Tangan aku tersepit dekat laci Cash Deposit kat Affin Bank cawangan Subang Jaya. Spastik tak spastik aku tak tau aaa... nasib baik takde amoi2 tengah cucuk duit.

Aku tarik tangan aku keluar. Aku telefon hotline. Mamat dalam hotline tu kata, Abang tunggu esok, call nombor ni lagi sekali.

Veins starts to pop. Angin mula bertiup kencang. Aku dah terasa macam Bruce Banner. Kalau aku tak keluar sekarang koyak seluar aku.

Lalu aku keluar dari bank, masuk ke dalam kereta. Aku suruh jalan sambil menceritakan apa yang terjadi dalam bank tadi. Kemudian aku nampak sebuah kereta pasang reverse light.

Aku kata "Tunggu kejap, dia nak keluar ni.."

Berasap.

Binatang inilah yang banyak menyusahkan aku.
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Nampak binatang tuh? Tu beruang kecik kaler kuning yang tertera di perutnya "P is for Perfect".

"Asal you belikan I benda ni?"
"Sebab nama you start ngan P, So P is for perfect. Nah! Happy Birthday" Jawabnya.

Aku terima hadiah itu dan aku simpan. Kalau la betul perfect..tentu aku tak jadi macam ni sekarang.
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Aku duduk menunduk sambil memandang majalah click. Artikel yang aku baca, pasal LX3. Dah nak masuk 6 bulan dah pakai. Tapi aku baca macam orang baru dapat semalam.

Dia pula duduk baca majalah yang dibelinya. Sekali sekala dia bilang "Eh! comel kasut2 baby ni" atau "Tengok ni, sweet gila.."

Aku angguk cepat. Tak tunggu dia habis bicara.

Dia hidupkan sebatang lagi Semporna Hijau. Dia janji dulu dia akan berhenti. Tapi sebab hala tujuan kami dah berbeza, dia kata tak perlu lagi. Pada aku janji tetap janji. Alasan itu sekadar membolehkan dia membatalkan janji.

Aku tak faham kenapa aku harus duduk di situ melihat dia menghembus asap berkepul2.

Aku mahu pulang.

Dulu-dulu masa aku cool...

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...aku hisap rokok.

Sekarang dah tak cool.

Roman Anaqhi

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Ingat lagi post hari tu pasal pegi tengok baby tu?

Nama dia Roman Anaqhi. Hari ni bapak dia pergi drive balik kampung jumpa dia & mommy dia. Bawak keta baik2.

Tak sabar ah nak tunggu Roman Anaqhi balik nanti..eee gerammnyeee!!!

Mommy dia mmg dah tak de time nak update blog kot..Update2 nanti bila anak dah 18 tahun...

Kedai Makanan MZ Darulnaim - SSTSB 17

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Orang2 Kelantan memang secara umumnya diketahui sebagai orang2 yang pandai berniaga. Lebih penting dari itu, awek2 Kelantan comel. So, kalau kat KL, nak cari masakan Kelantan di mana?

Salah satu tempat yang paling best sekali ialah kedai makanan MZ Darulnaim. Kedai ni disyorkan oleh kawan Kelantan saya Shahir. Dia orang Kelantan dari Sg Ramal Luar yang lepak Subang. Memang pelik.

Kedai makanan ini terletak di Kg Bharu. Memang Kg Bharu tu macam Little Kelantan kan? Awek Kelantan pun ramai situ. Comel. Tapi takde yang aku cam dari 3gp yang selalu kawan2 aku bluetooth kat aku.

Masuk je dalam kedai ni, aku dah standby camera. Aku memang lari keluar dari ofis awal sikit untuk sampai kat kedai ni awal. Aku snap2 gambar secepat mungkin. Ni gambar pertama di bahagian lauk-pauk. Ada masakan kelantan yang berbagai jenis. Ketam kat tepi tu nampak best. Tapi sebab aku dengan baju kemas aku, malas la nak makan.

Aku ke depan sikit. Ni dekat dengan seksyen ulam2. Aku suka makan ulam. Tadi aku makan jering, terung2 rebus, jantung pisang dan pucuk betik. Akak sebelah ni sibuk nak enter frame. Asal aku nak tangkap gambar je, die sibuk ngan supik gelenyar dia tu. Aku tak tau ah sape yang gelenyar, supik tu ke akok tu...
Akak kat belakang kaunter tu, tu akak-tuang-kuah-percik. Kerja dia murni. Dia buat banyak orang gembira.
Ni pula bahagian set2 hidangan standard. Ada gulai daging cincang. Ada ikan kembung bakar. Belakang tu daging bakar dengan Ayam percik. Ni yang dekat ni pula kuah singgang. Aku nak makan kuah singgang. Tapi malas nak kopek ikan tongkol. Hardcore sangat tuh.

Yak! haaa..sape tak tau ni ape memang ah rugi. Ni la budu yang dimakan dengan cili padi, limau dan sedikit tempoyak. Selama aku makan budu aku tak tau boleh makan dengan tempoyak. Hari tu aku dah tanya kawan aku,Mache, dia kata boleh. Nama dia Mache sebab dia duk Machang. So dia memang Kelantan abih ah. Tapi la ni dah Amerika dah. Pakai seluar Levi's..baju Nike..

Abih aku makan. Aku bayar. Abih aku bayar, abang tu tanya.

"Be, mari dari mano be?"
"Dari opis ah"
"Ye la, amik gambo tu nok masuk paper ke?"
"Dokkkk Ehhhh..."

Hish, nasib baik aku tak bagi stiker blog buih.

Kalau tino aku bagi doh...

Mahukan X-factor untuk menjadi penghibur nombor satu tanahair?

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Melalui rancangan2 realiti macam Akademi Fantasia, Malaysian Idol dll... Banyak dari kita yang sudah pun belajar asas2 menyanyi. Kalau tak takkan mak aku dah pandai sound adik aku yang sedang menyanyi2 ketika sikat2 rambut dia..

"Pitching ko tak sampai tu..pakai tone dari perut..Jangan push head tone sangat..."

Aku terkejut dan tak paham. Sebab aku tak tengok benda2 alah ni.

Tapi kalau kita di atas pentas dan terlupa lirik camane? Belajar dari abang ni kalau nak belasah lirik suka ati. Dah macam lagu siam dah...

Kalau nak belajar menari pun boleh:



Disko udah ditutup! Disko udah ditutup!

Tapi, make sure dapat tangkap feel dulu..kalau tak susah nak buat penyampaian yang baik, Nak belajar?haaa belajar kat akak ni :



Aku rasa akak ni dulu pernah jadi maid kat umah Gel..

Effect in abundance

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I'm on MC today. When I woke up, I was in dire need to rush to the bathroom. My heel condition, which I have diagnosed myself to be Plantaar Fasciiatis is not helping. I was on a diarrhoea streak. That was the third time I had to rush to the loo. With my heel feeling like it's about to burst, I limped off to bathroom. Like the image of 'courage' in the Olympics advertisement.

That was just one of the plethora of illnesses I am facing right now.

That animal up there is my B2.1U. It is a multi-effects for bass. But I am using it primarily now as a soundcard. Actually. I really don't need it to be a soundcard. But I guess it'll serve a better purpose there compared to being stuck in my gigbag. I don't think it should be called that. I shall call it my lack-of-gig-bag.

Should I be considering a single stombox then? Hmm I dont know.. and since Tareh's blog is not helping much..I'm really on the fence now.

Look at the picture above. More important than the subject matter, there's my wireless thingy at the bottom of the picture without which will cut off my affair with Ashlynn Brooke. Theres also a headphone on the top left corner. Most noticbly is my pink and underutilised ashtray.

I have to go create a place where I can sell stuff. Who wants big clothes? boleh buat gebor.

Play the bass.

bass murah 5 senar.
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What is a bassline? Why is it important to everybody?

I'm not going to dwell into the technical aspect of a bassline. I'm not going to try to decipher the grueling and at times nonsensical approach to understanding the basic of it.

These basslines as heard everyday, as performed daily in your life, from which sprouts the means to map a persons life, the fundamental note that holds the core of the music.

Whole the bass. Pluck a string. Listen to it resonate. Listen to how the guitarist shreds on it, the keyboardist builds chords on it, at how the drummer thrives on it and how the singer feels it.

Playing the bass makes you feel alive.

Adoyai..manederr...

-Si kaya yang prihatin kepada orang2 miskin meminta sedekah.
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Manederr....aku tak bagi2 stiker sebab tu. Aku tak kaya malas jauh dari itu. Aku suka je buat camtu. Macam ada orang suka naik basikal. Atau panjat bukit. Atau mengeji (ye, mengeji bukan mengaji.) Atau main2 ngan FX38. Kalau worst case scenario, ada yang suka mat scooter yang rakus.

Sebenarnya aku tengah letih. Letih sebab tak makan. Hari ini tak lalu nak makan. Semua sebab aku terminum susu basi pagi tadi. Sape yang letak susu basi di dalam peti ais? Orang2 gila yang duduk kat umah aku ni je...

Alasan susu tu ada kat situ? nak tunggu dia menjadi yoghurt untuk digunakan sebagai produk kecantikan. "Ape kebenda wei?" *cue teaser produk kecantikan

Tak cukup ke berbakul2, berbotol2 krim2 muka yang kat dalam bilik korang ni? [aku duduk ngan mak aku,adik2 aku (dua orang perempuan) dan seorang Indon] Adik aku yang lelaki, orang yang akan membawa kestabilan sejagat dalam rumah ini ada di Dublin.

The glass was half full, I drank it with one gulp. One big, regrettable and suffering gulp. I yelp like a baby who was forced to take antibiotics. Only i know this won't make me feel gooder.

Ok, setengah gelas susu basi yang masuk ke dalam sistem badan anda mungkin akan membuat anda hendak termuntah. Aku terasa paranoia macam nak mati je.

Sekarang aku tunggu masa untuk pergi makan di tempat yang enak. Untuk menghilangkan seksaan satu hari tanpa makanan ini.

Orang yang bawak susu merentas padang pasir tu, susunya bertukar menjadi keju. Takde jadi yoghurt untuk letak kat muka pun.. Adoyai!! Manederr.......

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Ini pula adalah hasil tangkapan gambar dari pasangan Maoi dah Ayumi. Tapi aku tau ni bukan Maoi yang tangkap. Sebab fotopages Maoi tak smart cam gambar2 ni tapi flickr tunang dia ada banyak gambar smart2. Kalau tak percaya, boleh click kat link tu. Kalau rasa lawa, sila komen kat sana. Aku dah komen kat yang paling smart sekali.

Sticker tak cukup eh? Nanti hari ni hantar lagi la. Sape2 lagi nak sticker yang stylo macam tu, boleh lawat sini. Blog itu cool.Sticker tu sebenarnya pelekat cermin kereta tau, kalau nak lekat kat dinding pun boleh jugak. Nasib baik Maoi tak lekat kat lintah dia. Dia bela lintah untuk mengisi masa lapang.

Kalau takde sticker tu, dinding purple tu sure tak selawa itu kan?

Yang second picture tu, takde la explicit sangat blog ni.. tetapi kadang2 ada la diselit2 kan gambar awek cun. Kalau dah tukar blog kaler pink untuk sebulan, buat stiker pun kaler pink, aku kena pastikan kejantanan aku dengan tengok gambar2 perempuan. Tu je. takde nak letak jawatan pun.

Restoran Rose Masakan Nogori 911-SSTSB 16

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Semalam, aku teringin nak makan masak lemak. Aku buzz Stickyfinger kat YM. Dia pun lapar. Aku pun set "lunch date" dengan dia.

Kedai ini terletak di Jalan Kampung Pandan. Dekat2 jugak dengan kedai Kari Kepala Ikan yang famous tu.

Pilihan makanan di sini banyak. Masak Lemak je dah dekat 5-6 jenis. Ada daging, ayam, ikan dan telur itik. Kemudian ada pula berbagai jenis sayur-sayur. Antara yang sedap di sini adalah sayur pecalnya.

Aku sampai2 je, tengok makanan terus lapar. Akak tu pulak timing macam cun je terus hulur pinggan berisi nasi panas. Berasap2. Cepat2 aku tuangkan masak lemak cili padi atas dia. Pilihan aku semalam, masak lemak telur itik. Kemudian aku ambil sambal goreng. Sambal goreng dia juga sedap. Ada tempe, ada tahu dan kacang panjang. Tapi yang disini kurang pedas. Aku suka yang pedas sikit.

Setiap kali aku datang ke kedai ini, aku mesti tukar2 pilihan lauk. Kecuali... ikan goreng yang best ni. Aku pun tak tau nama ikan tu apa. Tapi dia memang sedap. Sape tau nama ikan tu? tolong bagi saya jawapan. Ikan tu hensem2 gak la..

haa tu nampak gambar ikan tu..yang sebelah ayam kampung tu..tengah senyum2 je tu..

Selepas memilih makanan dan air pun diletakkan di atas meja, kami pun memilih meja untuk duduk. Terus kami berdua fokus pada makanan. Last aku dengar Stickyfinger kata "Sedap masak lemak nih..." Lepas tu aku dah tak dengar ape2 dah. Khusyuk gaulkan sambal dengan tempoyak. Lalai dengan lemak telur itik.

Bila makanan dah habis. Aku duduk tersandar. Kawan aku tu pun dah buat muka kenyang. Dia bawak keluar sebatang Semporna Hijau. Dia ketuk2 atas meja. Sementara itu, aku berlegar di tempat2 makanan pencuci mulut. Aku nampak tapai. Aku amik tapai tu.
Putih isi tapai tu macam salju. Aku makan dengan lahap sekali. Kejap je dah habis. Kawan aku perhatikan saja aku. Aku bingkas bangun semula. Berlegar2 di ruangan kedai menangkap2 gambar. Abang2 yang sedang beratur tu macam tak puas hati."Menyemak lak budak ni..dah kenyang duk la diam2". Mungkin itu kata mereka

Kemudian, aku terlihat sesuatu yang asing. Kuih2 hijau, bujur dimandikan dengan kuah putih yang pekat. Aku asyik tengok seorang akak menyudip masuk ke pinggan.

"Kak, ni macam mana nak makan kak?" tanye aku separa comel.
Tapi kalau akak ni jawab "Makan kot mulut la" ...memang aku backhand gak die sekali.

"Cuba la satu dulu..sedap ni dalam dia ada kelapa dengan gula merah" Kata akak itu dengan lembut sekali.

Aku yang termakan kata2 manis akak tu terus meminta dua. Namun nyata ia sedap. Lalu aku abadikan kenangan ku bersama kuih..Badak Berendam.
Aku dah habis makan. Kawan aku masih mengetuk2 rokok Semporna Hijau di atas meja.

Ahli politik bogel.

This is Mara Carfagna. She was touted as the Most Beautiful Politician in the World. She also tops the Most Hottest Politician rank in Maxim. She has close ties to Silvio Berlusconi. Previously, before she was involved in politics, she was in in the entertainment business. She was a showgirl and a model. She posed nude in Magazines before too. If you understand Italian, you can visit her blog.

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Ini pula apa yang kita dapat.
Macam mana? Puas hati ke?

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Carfagna was born in Salerno. She finished a maturità in science at the Scientific High School Giovanni da Procida in Salerno. In 2001 she graduated in law from the University of Salerno, with a thesis on rights of information and broadcasting systems. She received full marks and honours (110 e lode) on her thesis.

In September 2008, Carfagna introduced a new law making street prostitution a crime, with fines for both clients and prostitutes. The bill was her first major initiative as a minister. She said that at present in Italy, "as in the great majority of Western countries", brothels and the exploitation of prostitutes by pimps were illegal but prostitution as such was not. She described street prostitution as a "shameful phenomenon".

Carfagna was criticized by prostitutes' representatives and other charities for introducing the bill. However, some Catholic charities praised her for having the courage to "take on prostitution as a serious social evil".

Ini pula, apa yang kita dapat...

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Riang ria bersama Mini Cooper S. Kereta yang sangat hebat. Kalau tak percaya boleh click link itu, website Mini sangat menarik.

Kereta ini mampu melakukan 0-60 miles dalam 6.7 saat. Kereta Mini baik yang lama atau pun variasi yang terbaru adalah antara kereta yang paling popular di dunia.

Kenapa tidak menggunakan kamera lomo?